One upon a time in place far far away… actually in our very own ‘Shengdana Republic of Absurdia’ (which wasn’t REPUBLIC then) lived a king who watched his pal and king of neighboring republic (which wasn’t REPUBLIC then) fleeing his country and his reign ending on the live news television. After switching channels amidst the plethora of advertises trying to sell him sun shine lotions and skin whitening creams to pills increasing his already abundant sexual prowess’s he reached intellectual orgasm which propelled him to some steps and conclusions which resulted in entirely different steps and conclusions. Firstly, the news television was banned in our republic (which wasn’t REPUBLIC then) which resulted in the end of mysterious occurrences of child with 11 fingers and snake capable of eating fresh pizzas etc. secondly, since people had no entertainment on the television when daily 24/7 dose of general knowledge came to halt they revolted and this time our very own king had to flee our republic (which wasn’t REPUBLIC yet)without anyone in our republic (which wasn’t REPUBLIC but showing lot of signs of republic through birth of general ignorance)watching it live on their televisions.
I never had it and of course will never have it and something is biting my brain at the very bottom of my never ending hollow skull. It’s like I was sitting on the horse and riding to another new millennium when suddenly I realized that although my neck is straining and almost touching my goal, my bottom is still way behind me and the road on which I road my horse is my own back and at the one end of it is my head almost kissing horse’s head and at the other end is somewhere my bottom jumping up and down and hitting god knows what but most presumably tiny mountains left over from the mines which produced material to build the road on which I started to road the horse which has head close to my head and the horse’s bottom is missing!
Whoa! What the hell! Who stole the bottom of the horse? And who revolted against the king when there is no one in the republic (which is our proud REPUBLIC now) to testify that he knew about that revolt? Some people say that our queen is the eldest daughter of the king who had to flee our republic (which wasn’t but which is a REPUBLIC now)and some say my horse always lacked the bottom as someone had stole it when this republic was borne.
Republic is borne and the throne has lost its powers. I was borne and horse lost its bottom. Will you come with me? To the upsurge of new revolt? To the live television? To another new millennium? In search of another king or maybe queen?
To the dawn and to the night,
To the light and to the dark,
To the cloud and to the cold,
To the world and to the whole,
Something is missing,
And
There is whole in that hole…
Whole? Hole?
And the case of missing bottom…
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